Zuma, the world’s most consenting adult...

You’ve got to hand it to South African President Jacob Zuma.

Last week it emerged that Mr Zuma, who is married to three wives and is engaged to a fourth woman, had fathered a girl last year with Sonono Khoza, 39, the daughter of the 2010 World Cup organising committee boss Irvin Khoza.

Mr Zuma, 67, allegedly paid compensation for the pregnancy, suggesting that he was not denying paternity.

While his ANC party was quick to defend him, saying that there was “nothing shameful” in a relationship between two consenting adults, others were less forgiving.

One Member of Parliament, Kenneth Meshoe, suggested that Zuma seek treatment for “sex addiction” like “Tiger Woods did.”

In 2006, Mr Zuma was acquitted of the rape of a woman he knew to be HIV-positive. She too was the daughter of a family friend.

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No silver bullets for Kenya’s bumbling police

Kenyan police last week unearthed over 31,000 bullets at the garage of a businessman, Munir Ishmael, who last December had been arrested for allegedly being in illegal possession of firearms, including another 100,000 bullets.

While the police hailed the seizure of the second cache as a huge success, not everybody was impressed.

Why, critics asked, didn’t they go through all the businessman’s properties with a fine tooth comb after the December discovery?

In the same week, incidentally, the police were needlessly embarrassed after a senior officer blamed the death of a young Kenya Airways pilot at the hands of thugs on the victim himself, saying that he had made the mistake of being at the wrong place at the wrong time — Nairobi’s main thoroughfare! Perhaps the police themselves need to re-examine their systems?

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Don’t kick the habit, blow it away!

Andi Susanto, a 31-year old Indonesian, just wanted to have a smoke.